a post of love (the secret letters part one)

The only thing that makes me happy in this home:
Fat rhino and Dimloss Inc.

Dear Dimloss... I remember the first time I met rhino. I had just entered the house, with all my bags, and there he was; standing in the sunlight, the moonlight in his eyes, a spatula in one hand and a dirty rag in the other, the loveliest thing I had ever seen... in a smooth manly voice he said... hey there, and twirled his rag around may i take your bags?
Before i could even answer he swept them off the floor and galavanted off to my room.
I could only stare after him jaw hung low and thats is the end of this letter... to be continued
Love your secret Homunculi...